Guys I logged in after a long time into my blogger account and notice that this blog dedicated to Chankur has been lying dormant for a while. It's time to light the fires again!
Ankur Saxena has again gone into hiding - a sort of self imposed exile. However, this time we do not need a poll to determine whether it's a girl that is keeping our friend away from us. Infact let's be fair to the lady. It's not her who is keeping Chankur way from us but Ankur himself has withdrawn from our circle.
There is only way to bring him back on track. Yes guys it's time to be creative (Ashok, Abhay , Anshuman - really counting on you guys!) again. Let's give this lazy bum a taste of some old medicine.
Nice initiative, but i doubt if Pahadi will respond !!
ReplyDeleteHow about going to his home and kick his bum real hard..this might work!!
I Do agree with Abhigya when he said "Ankur himself has withdrawn from our circle". But I am offended when he used the word a lazy bum for him in this public forum. Calling him lazy bum you have insulted Sir Altaf, Sir Silvester, Sir Rajni and Sir Sir 108 Sir Mithun da. Please refrain of using such words for a dignified person in a public forum. Please visit : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum for more meaning of the words bum.
ReplyDeleteBut I really thank Abhigya for his initiative, this shows how much he cares for him and this is the matter of serious concern. But calling him lazy bum will not solve the problem. He is not lazy bum. Idea proposed by Abhay is also very good but he is not lazy bum. He is coming to Mumbai in June first week. I will take care of him.
Theek hai Ashok...apne us "calcutta 120" ka use jaroor karna :p
ReplyDeleteTheek hai Ashok...apne us "calcutta 120" ka use jaroor karna :p
ReplyDeleteGhani andheri kaali amavasya ki raat thi. Uske ek baniyan aur apna ati priey Mu**** pajama pahen rakha tha. Wo jaane kahan akele hi Dehradun ki sunsaan galiyon mein bhatak raha tha. Shayad humesha ki tarah kuch soch raha tha. Shayad soch raha tha ki kaise kisi ko akele mein pakad ke dabardasti Altaf Raja ke gaane sunae jaayen... Ya shayad ye soch raha tha ki ab kis pappu ki pant utari jaaye..ya shayad Kandisa-2 ke gaanon ka riyaj kar raha tha. Uske chehre ke tanav ko dekh ke bas yahi kaha jaa sakta tha ki wo hamesha ki tarah apne ki khayalon mein magan kahin chala jaa raha tha.
ReplyDeleteTabhi achanak se ek tara tut ta hai. Aur wo tara tut ke uski taraf aane lagta hai. Wo achambhit sa us tare ko bada hote hue dekhta hai. Wo tut ta tara jaise jaise bada hota hai uske charoon taraf aag ki lapten si badhti hui si prateet hoti hain. Dekhte hi dekhte wo ek aag ke goole mein parivartit ho jaata hai. Aasman jaise roshni se jagmaga jaata hai, raat mein achanak se jaise suraj nikal aaya ho.
Phir wo aag ka goola dhire dhire thanda pad jaata hai, aur uske thik upar aake rukta hai. Usko lagta hai ki jaise koi badi si tashtari uske upar aa ke ruki ho. Tabhi achanak se wo hava mein udne lagta hai aur sidhe us udantashtari ke andar khich liya jaata hai.
Bas bhai log.. ek wo din tha 15July ki raat, humare dost Ankur saxena ko dur grah se aaye pargrahiyon ne agya kar liya tha. Dharti ke insaano ke baare mein aur acchi tarah se jaanne ke liye. Unhone Ankur ko "Subject" bana ke rakha hai apni lab mein. Aur, uski jagah ek robot bhej diya hai. Is robot mein un logon ne ankur ki saari memory daali hai. Ye bahut ki kamal ka robot hai, dekhne, bolne, sharirik durghnate, munh ke baas, gandgi failane aur saare din charya ke kaamon mein ye puri tarah se ankur saxena ko copy kar chuka hai. Bus, isme sirf ek kami hai, human emotions missing hai is robot mein. Isi liye bhai log, jab is Ankur ko call karo, to ye jawab deta hai. Lekin isko khud kabhi nai feel hota hai ki iske mitr gan isse baat karna/milna chante hain.
Main in "Jaadu" ke bhai logon se vinti karta hooon ki please humare eklaute, pyare, dulare, gandhaure Ankur Saxena ko hume wapas kar dein. ..."Thera hai par mera hai"....
Yeh Zarqawi saab ko kya ho gaya hai?? pardes jakar mulla saab 'bum' ki jagan kahaniyaan farmaane lagein hain.....shayad switzerland ki choriyaan ne inki darindagi aur wahashiyaana hawas ko 'Aag ke gole' ke hawaale kar diya hai!!! are swiss gori memsaab, humaare mulla ji ko chod do < read 'baksh' do;nothing else> nahi to mulla ji jeh** ched denge!!!
ReplyDeletearey apna ankur wapas aa gaya.... badhai ho pappu ki maa..
ReplyDeleteAbe sab kuch thik thak hai na, kitne experiments kiye tere upar jaadu and party ne?
@Abhigya : my small story had REKINDLED THE FIRE inside Ankue saxena :)